This just in....

Sources have discovered that not a full week since buying the gorgeous dining room table (see picture in previous post), David, beloved teacher and husband to Karen awoke to discover a terrible outbreak of thesis paperwork.

The CDC has been notified and crews are working around the clock to dispose of the mess. We will take every opportunity to keep the public up to date on developments. We hope to see a happy ending here, though. To all who are reading, good night and good luck.